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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

-- Dame Edna Everage
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

-- Anthony Burgess
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
Views: 1989

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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