If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.