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Quotes - Top Rated
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
-- Unanswered Questions
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-- Anonymous
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Anonymous
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw

