If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.