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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

-- Andy Gibb
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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