It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?