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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Noelie Altito
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: Chris Jun 14, 2007
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

-- EF Schumacher
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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