It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I can resist everything except temptation.

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.