It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.