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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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I can resist everything except temptation.

-- Oscar Wilde.
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: Chris Jun 14, 2007
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

-- Max Beerbohm
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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