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Quotes - Top Rated
Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.
-- Anonymous
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-- Bart Simpson
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
-- Ogden Nash
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.
-- Charles Dana, in an editorial in the New York Sun, 1897, responding to a letter from 8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon
