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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

-- Jimmy Demaret
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

-- Dave Barry
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

-- Arnold Palmer
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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