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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

-- Cato the Elder
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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I can resist everything except temptation.

-- Oscar Wilde.
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.

-- WS Gilbert
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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