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Quotes - Top Rated
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
-- Martin Myers
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
-- Cato the Elder
I can resist everything except temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde.
When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
-- WS Gilbert