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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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Author: Moderator Apr 18, 2007
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- A. Whitney Brown
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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