In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.