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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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