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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

-- Al Franken
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

-- Aaron McGruder
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

-- Oscar Wilde
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

-- Oscar Wilde
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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