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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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It is easier to understand than to be understood.

-- Carl S. Davis, Sr.
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Author: Moderator May 10, 2007
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

-- Napoleon Bonaparte
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Author: Moderator Apr 18, 2007
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

-- Wilson Mizner
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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