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Quotes - Top Rated
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner
It is easier to understand than to be understood.
-- Carl S. Davis, Sr.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte