Television Quotes

If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.

-- Bobby Knight
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
Views: 1492

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
Views: 2261

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.

-- Clive Barnes
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
Views: 1429

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
Views: 1441

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television.

-- Archie Bunker
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
Views: 2420