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Success Quotes
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde
The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.
-- R. Stevens
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Edgar Bergen
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
-- Thomas Fuller

