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Success Quotes
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
-- Christopher Lasch
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
-- Christopher Lasch
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
-- Jean Giraudoux
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- Solomon Short
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
-- Sidney J. Harris