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Stupidity Quotes
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
-- Edward Abbey
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
-- J. Jacques
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-- Anonymous
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
-- Unanswered Questions
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
-- Anonymous

