April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.