- Over 2 million people have signed up. Join the Revolution.
- Born without a funny bone? Sign up and get a free implant!
- Tell a joke. Did it bomb? Don’t lie. It’s okay…we can help.
- Quick! Sign up now, before anyone finds out!
- Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up!
Religion Quotes
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
Birth is God saying you matter.
-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
-- Emily Dickinson
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
-- EF Schumacher
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
-- Jules Renard