Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Birth is God saying you matter.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.