Religion Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Jan 19, 2008
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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

-- Susan Ertz
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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Birth is God saying you matter.

-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

-- Emily Dickinson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

-- EF Schumacher
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.

-- Jules Renard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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