Religion Quotes

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

-- Emily Dickinson
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

-- Charles Kuralt
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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