I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.