Relationship Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

-- Bob Hope
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

-- Alan Alda
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Author: The Idiot Aug 3, 2007
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