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Relationship Quotes
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
-- Bob Hope
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
-- Alan Alda
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor