Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Love is being stupid together.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.