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Relationship Quotes
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
Love is being stupid together.
-- Paul Valery
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
-- Walt Disney
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
-- Ogden Nash