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HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

-- Anonymous
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

-- Nancie J. Carmody
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

-- Wernher von Braun
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-- Anonymous
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

-- Farmers' Almanac
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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