HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.