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Quotes - Popular
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
-- Sophocles
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer Simpson
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
-- Unanswered Questions
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
-- Zen Sarcasm
The average person thinks he isn't.
-- Father Larry Lorenzoni

