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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

-- Zen Sarcasm
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- A. Whitney Brown
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

-- Anonymous
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