Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.