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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Anonymous
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
-- Rowan Atkinson.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- Solomon Short
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
-- Christopher Lasch
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
-- Christopher Lasch
