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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

-- Rowan Atkinson.
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

-- Tallulah Bankhead
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.

-- R. Stevens
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

-- Oscar Wilde
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.

-- Thomas Fuller
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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