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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

-- Ambrose Bierce
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

-- CS Lewis
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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

-- J. Jacques
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

-- Doug Larson
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

-- Edward Abbey
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

-- John Ciardi
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