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Quotes - Popular
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-- Anonymous
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-- Anonymous
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
-- Unanswered Questions
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-- Anonymous

