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Quotes - Popular
Birth is God saying you matter.
-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Sir Winston Churchill
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
-- EF Schumacher
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
-- Jules Renard
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
-- Emily Dickinson
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

