Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

Love is being stupid together.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.