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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-- Phyllis Diller
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-- Ogden Nash
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

-- Walt Disney
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Love is being stupid together.

-- Paul Valery
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