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Quotes - Popular
Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.
-- Arnold Glasow
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.
-- Lyndon B Johnson
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard

