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Quotes - Popular
Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.
-- Arnold Glasow
Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.
-- Lyndon B Johnson
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
The best way to enhance freedom in other lands is to demonstrate here that our democratic system is worthy of emulation.
-- Jimmy Carter

