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Quotes - Popular
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.
-- Norman Schwarzkopf
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S Truman
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- Solomon Short
Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.
-- Lyndon B Johnson