Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.