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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

-- Dick Cavett
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

-- Bill Cosby
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

-- Jerry Lewis
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Birth is God saying you matter.

-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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