When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Birth is God saying you matter.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.