Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

Birth is God saying you matter.

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.