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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

-- LM Boyd
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

-- Joe Weinstein
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

-- Suzanne Necker
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

-- Rex Stout
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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