Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.