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Quotes - Popular
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
-- Mitch Hedberg
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
-- Dean Martin
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jef Raskin
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt
Anybody caught selling macramé in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
-- Calvin Trillin