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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

-- Rita Mae Brown
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

-- Dean Martin
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

-- Mitch Hedberg
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

-- Tommy Smothers
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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