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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

-- Peter da Silva
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

-- Virginia Woolf
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Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

-- Dame Edna Everage
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

-- Lewis Grizzard.
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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