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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

-- Al Bundy
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Author: The Idiot Aug 3, 2007
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

-- Louis Saffan
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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