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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

-- Al Bundy
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

-- Lewis Grizzard.
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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