Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.