By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.