Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.