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Quotes - Popular
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
-- Zen Sarcasm
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-- Anonymous
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
-- Homer Simpson
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
-- Woody Allen
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
-- George Carlin
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Anonymous

