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Quotes - Popular
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
-- Paul Harvey
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard