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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

-- George Carlin
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

-- Wilson Mizner
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

-- Zen Sarcasm
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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