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You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

-- Olin Miller
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

-- Redd Foxx
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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