I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.