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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!

-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.

-- Tellis Frank
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

-- Dylan Thomas
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Author: The Idiot Apr 11, 2008
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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

-- Bob Edwards
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Jan 19, 2008
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