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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
-- Tellis Frank
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
-- Bob Edwards
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen