Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.