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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

-- Mike Myers
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

-- James Thurber
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Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

-- Dylan Thomas
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

-- Bob Edwards
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Jan 19, 2008
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