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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.

-- William Gibson
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

-- Ann Richards
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

-- James Thurber
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Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

-- Mike Myers
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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