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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.

-- William James
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Author: The Idiot Jan 31, 2008
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I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

-- Mitch Hedberg
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

-- E. Joseph Cossman
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.

-- Jimmy Wales
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

-- Robert Byrne
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

-- Peter Ustinov
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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