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He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.

-- William James
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Author: The Idiot Jan 31, 2008
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

-- Richard Diran
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

-- Robert Benchley
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

-- Mitch Hedberg
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
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