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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

-- Joan Klempner
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

-- Robert Benchley
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

-- Richard Diran
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.

-- William James
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Author: The Idiot Jan 31, 2008
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