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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

-- Samuel Butler
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

-- Oliver Herford
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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1. Never tell everything at once.

-- Ken Venturi
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.

-- Margaret Halsey
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.

-- Martin Mull
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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