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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

-- Mitch Hedberg
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

-- John Updike
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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