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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

-- Jef Raskin
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

-- Andy Gibb
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

-- Bart Simpson
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.

-- William Faulkner
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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