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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

-- Jim Morrison
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Jan 24, 2008
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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.

-- Marston Bates
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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