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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

-- Dick Butkus
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

-- Fletcher Knebel
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

-- Dana Carvey
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

-- Mark Twain
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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