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Quotes - Popular
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-- Anonymous
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
-- Unanswered Questions
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Anonymous

