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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

-- Fletcher Knebel
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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