If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.