If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.