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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-- Steven Wright
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: Chris Jun 14, 2007
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Noelie Altito
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

-- Niels Bohr
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

-- I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Author: The Idiot Jan 24, 2008
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