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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-- Steven Wright
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

-- Marie Curie
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Author: The Idiot Jan 31, 2008
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

-- Niels Bohr
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Noelie Altito
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.

-- EB White
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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