I can resist everything except temptation.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

It is easier to understand than to be understood.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?