I can resist everything except temptation.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

It is easier to understand than to be understood.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?