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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

-- Lucille Ball
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

-- H. Rider Haggard
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

-- Mark Twain
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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

-- J. Jacques
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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