In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.