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Quotes - Popular
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
-- Paul Harvey
As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
-- H. Rider Haggard
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
-- Michael Pritchard
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-- Roger Allen
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
-- Mark Twain

