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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

-- Al Franken
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.

-- Pablo Neruda
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

-- Robert Frost
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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