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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

-- Voltaire
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

-- Anthony Burgess
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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